Horror Hair: Jamie Vardy And His Grotty Looking Cornrows, Circa 2013 (Photo)

Chris Wright

30th, November 2015



Here at Pies, we feel it’s our duty to continually remind people that, amid the ever-escalating hype and adoration surrounding him, Jamie Vardy was found guilty of a gross cultural misdemeanour not so very long ago.

We are of course referring to the time when, if only fleetingly, he was a white bloke from Sheffield with cornrows.

Specifically, that time was the summer of 2013, when Vardy adopted the following grotty look during Leicester City’s pre-season schedule…


It’s very much what we like to call the “Eight-year-old girl on holiday in Tenerife” look.

Have dreads/braids ever looked good on a white chap? The answer to that question, of course, is a resounding and wholehearted ‘no’…

Before you ask – yes, that is Tim Lovejoy.