Horror Hair Special: 10 People/Things That Andy Carroll’s New Braids Look A Bit Like

Chris Wright

29th, December 2015

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You go away for a few days, for Christmas no less, and return to this nonsense…


Complied hereunder are Pies initial reaction to the West Ham battering ram’s daring new ‘do, which is giving us subtle shades of….

British Bulldog


Obligatory ‘Monica with dreadlocks’ reference


His gawky teenage self


Chingachgook, The Last of the Mohicans


This delicious loaf of bread


Pippi Longstocking

Pippi Longstocking

Vintage Jamie Vardy


This fancy horse

Snoop Dogg


An apple strudel


Why can’t the white boys just leave the braids alone? Take is from us – it never, ever looks good.

If even Becks can’t make it work, what chance do the rest of us mere mortals stand?

Posted in Horror Hair, Lookalikes, Newsnow, Photos, West Ham Utd

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  1. Jarren says:

    An excellent list of references.

    Of course, Andy has a history of having his own sense of style.

    It’s a unique style, it’s certainly not to my taste, but it’s his choice.

    Fair play big man.

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