You go away for a few days, for Christmas no less, and return to this nonsense…
Complied hereunder are Pies initial reaction to the West Ham battering ram’s daring new ‘do, which is giving us subtle shades of….
British Bulldog
Obligatory ‘Monica with dreadlocks’ reference
His gawky teenage self
Chingachgook, The Last of the Mohicans
This delicious loaf of bread
Pippi Longstocking
Vintage Jamie Vardy
This fancy horse
Snoop Dogg
An apple strudel
Why can’t the white boys just leave the braids alone? Take is from us – it never, ever looks good.
If even Becks can’t make it work, what chance do the rest of us mere mortals stand?