Horror Hair: Jo, CSKA Moscow


8th, October 2007


Meet Jo (full name: Joao Alves de Assis Silva), a Brazilian striker who plays for CSKA Moscow, sporting the ‘windswept crackhead’ look during a league game against FC Vladivostok at the weekend. Tame that hair Jo!

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  1. dp says:

    You should have seen him during the U-20 World Cup. He had some dodgy poo strings laid out on his head with some colorful strings, almost like Wagner Love but slightly less awful. Adu pwned his ass in the US-Brazil game, too.

  2. David Keyes says:

    If you wanted to do a shit lookalike, you might choose Jo and Sideshow Bob from the Simpsons.