By Chris Wright
Nigel de Jong, seen here policing the midfield in familiar style during a charity match against some Polish schoolchildren – one of whom got a little too ‘pacy’ for Nigel’s liking…
Any mention of fully-grown footballers mercilessly hacking down innocent kiddiwinks wouldn’t be complete without revisiting this timeless image of Vinnie Jones in his prime…
“What ref?”
The poor kid never played again and hasn’t stop crying since.