By Chris Wright
Don’t get us wrong; camouflage is good for many things: hiding from the Vietcong, paintball overalls, obscuring Bentleys and ambushing stormtroopers on the forest moon of Endor, but, as Everton and Partick Thistle have so successfully proved in the past, it doesn’t necessarily lend itself to adorning football kits – as Napoli’s rather grotesque new third strip for 2013/14 will duly attest…
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Now we’re perfectly willing to accept that there will be people out there who dig this kind of thing, but what we’re also willing to accept is that they’re wrong…so utterly and ineffably wrong.