Pies’ Bumper Guide To Each And Every Kit Being Worn At Brazil 2014 World Cup (Photos)

Chris Wright

3rd, April 2014

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By Chris Wright

With just 100 days to go until the big kick-off, we reckon it’s high time you get yourself acquainted with just who will be wearing what vis-a-vis the World Cup this summer.

With that in mind, here’s Pies one-stop, tip-top bumper universal guide to each and every (*official announcements permitting) home and away strip that is to be sported in Brazil – starting with the hosts and continuing in group stage order…

Group A:

Brazil home…

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Brazil away…

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Brazil third…

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Croatia home…

croatiah

Croatia away…

croatiaa

Mexico home…

mexico

Mexico away…

mexicoa

Cameroon home…

cameroonh

Cameroon away…

cameroona

* * * * *

Group B:

Spain home…

spain

Spain away…

spaina

Holland home…

hollandh

Holland away…

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Chile home…

chileh

Chile away…

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Australia home…

australiah

Australia away…

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* * * * *

Group C:

Colombia home…

colombiah

Colombia away…

colombiaa

Greece home…

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Greece away…

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Ivory Coast home…

ivoryh

Ivory Coast away…

ivorya

Japan home…

japanh

Japan away…

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Group D:

Uruguay home…

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Uruguay away…

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Costa Rica home…

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Costa Rica away…

costahome

England home…

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England away…

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Italy home…

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Italy away…

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* * * * *

Group E:

Switzerland home…

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Switzerland away…

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Ecuador home…

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Ecuador away…

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France home…

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France away…

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Honduras home…

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Honduras away…

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* * * * *

Group F:

Argentina home…

argentina

Argentina away…

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Bosnia-Herzegovina home and away (rumoured, via Footy Headlines)…

bosnia

Iran home…

iranhome

Iran away…

iranaway

Nigeria home…

nigeriah

Nigeria away…

nigeria-away

* * * * *

Group G:

Germany home…

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Germany away…

germanya

Portugal home…

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Portugal away…

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Ghana home…

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Ghana away…

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USA home…

USAh

USA away…

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* * * * *

Group H:

Belgium home…

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Belgium away…

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Belgium third…

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Algeria home…

algeriah

Algeria away…

algeriaa

Russia home…

russiah

Russia away…

russiaa

South Korea home…

koreah

South Korea away…

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* * * * *

Now we’ve got a distinct hankering’ for the Russian away strip, we love the colourful collar patterning on Ghana’s home kit, that new Holland home jersey is killer (as per) but the real winners are Mexico in our book – those be two cracking, lightning-motif’d shirts right there! Might have to splash out and nail our El Tri colours to the mast!

Also, Belgium really do need to up their game in the kit stakes. There’s literally nothing about those three nasty-looking jerseys that we like. They look like cheap cycling jerseys.

What about you, Pies fans? Which be your favourites?

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49 Comments

  1. Jim Jimson says:

    Classic lion on the Netherlands’ shirt is the best detail on a football shirt I’ve seen in ages. At least we’ll look classy while failing.

  2. Jon says:

    That Brazil 3rd kit though

  3. Ross says:

    The Japan home shirt is a nice kit. First impressions of the Dutch Oranje kit is not good, but it will grow on me, gotta love total football!

  4. Sjakie Meulemans says:

    Some real stunners out there! Nike are doing great, same goes for most of the Adidas ones. Are Puma taking the tight shirt thing a bit too far though? I think they are. And what a surprise the Croatia kit is! Red and white square blocks, who’d have thought?

  5. Nuno says:

    Portugal’s home kit was made official today, and it is that one (it’s in Nike’s shop). As a portuguese, I find it dreadful, but I don’t think we’ll stay in the competition for long, so who cares…
    The dutch kits are always classy

  6. Anonymous says:

    Belgium away for me. Russia away is a bit cigarette packetish and Germany away is QPR away. Getting excited

  7. sleeba says:

    Belgium away for me. Russia away is a bit cigarette packetish and Germany away is QPR away. Getting excited

  8. Greg says:

    France by a million miles. Oh yes!

  9. michaelington says:

    Greece, home and away. So much class.

  10. m says:

    Portugal away is definitely a training kit

  11. GCH says:

    Uruguay away gets my two-thumbs-up.

    The Italian home shirt is possibly the worst jersey they’ve ever had. Really poor, especially as the away looks so good. It’s the collar detail that derails it – a button-down? If your going into the office, yeah, great alternative to a tie. On a shirt at a world cup?

    Might has well have stitched a tie-on instead.

  12. Bruno says:

    1. Holland home
    2. France home
    3. Brasil home

    Looks like Nike is doing a great job apart from that horrible England kit. England was way better with Umbro.

  13. thekaratesuit says:

    france home one looks slick… the H on the honduras is a bit mad also. Eden Hazard isn’t going to look cool in those belgium’s kits

  14. Hasselhof says:

    Damn FIFA and their push for same color shirt’s and shorts. Germany’s home kit just looks so strange with white shorts. So much for tradition.

  15. ali says:

    First Puma had the ugly font on their strips now they have shirts that might be tight enough to fit Arjen Robben. Get your shit together Puma, you’re representing my Uruguay.

  16. porcelain sandwich says:

    Loving all three Belgium shirts and the Russian home shirt, but my favourites have to be the two Ghanaian and Cameroonian shirts with the writing on. Pure class. Also, why is England so slow at getting their shirts out?

  17. Silva Lining says:

    Spain’s is awful. Gold replacing the yellow and blue? Isn’t the FIFA crest enough? The Germany home kit is great and France’s home kit is sharp while almost the same template gives the US a strip maybe fit for the Ryder Cup. What’s with that weird tire tread arch across all the puma shirts?

    Top 3 Home I have to go with:
    1. Holland
    2. Australia
    3. Germany

    Hopefully England can come out with something to really give these a run for their money.

  18. Manurung says:

    i wonder what “H” stands for in Honduras jersey…
    hmmm…

  19. Stiff says:

    Portugal home is definitely confirmed, we’ve got them in at work.

  20. fudge says:

    An awful lot of those NIke and Puma ones look the same.

    Right, I’m off to finish reading the latest issue of Vogue.

  21. Rickster says:

    I like those tight Puma kits but there is no way I could pull one off like the players.

  22. carra23 says:

    ITALY HOME/COLUMBIA AWAY AWESOME

  23. Anonymous says:

    ITALY AWAY/COLUMBIA HOME SORRY

  24. carra23 says:

    wrong way round sorry
    ITALY AWAY /COLUMBIA HOME AWESOME

  25. Chris says:

    Brazil home/away and what Carra said…..Italia away is incredible. Colombia home is 80s-gasmic.

  26. čćđšž says:

    1. Croatia home
    2. Croatia home
    3. Croatia home
    4. Croatia home
    5. Croatia home
    6. Croatia home
    7. Croatia home
    8. Croatia home
    9. Croatia home

  27. Fry says:

    The Japan away kit is actually the yellow one; that white one is a GK kit. And the Portugal away kit is a training kit, not what the away will be.

  28. Anonymous says:

    Love Mexico Away, and also the Ghana home and away

  29. Joe says:

    Nike: Holland home (classy, but an expensive t-shirt)
    adidas: Nigeria home (classic look)
    best of the rest: Columbia home (will be a collector’s item)

  30. Chris says:

    On 2nd viewing the france away strip. Hello! while their home strip looks like scotland.

  31. KEL says:

    Is it just me, or is Mexico’s away strip a replica of Charlie Brown’s shirt?

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  34. MaxPayne says:

    1) Russia home
    2) Croatia home
    3) germany away

  35. bayou says:

    Once again, the US is dull, dull, dull. It looks like a clearance polo shirt you can buy at Wal-Mart. Not that the crazy ugly 1994 jerseys were all that awesome, but at least they were something.

  36. Hasselhoff says:

    France away is amazing. And why is there a cheetah on Irans kit?!

  37. Per says:

    France away is one of the most beautiful football shirts I’ve ever seen, I think. Ridiculously good.

  38. Shiitake Mushroom says:

    Puma really doesn’t know the market that its catering to, do they? Those shirts look uncomfortable on svelte Balotelli, let alone your average 250 pound pie eater.

  39. Shiitake Mushroom says:

    Puma clearly doesn’t know that most kit purchasers aren’t exactly as svelte as Signor Balotelli. I mean, it looks uncomfortable enough on him as is.

  40. Shiitake says:

    Puma clearly doesn’t know that most kit purchasers aren’t exactly as svelte as Signor Balotelli. I mean, it looks uncomfortable enough on him as is.

    The German kit looks like the last few that they’ve had, nothing special at all. The only one I like is the Dutch Home.

  41. cj herrera says:

    Australia’s away shirt is shockingly nice. Wonder what the full kit looks like — pity they’re scheduled to be absolutely murderized while wearing them.

  42. KingB3113 says:

    The Nike designers will tell you that their kits are ‘minimalist’ but c’mon, they all just reek of laziness

  43. Miichael says:

    I liked the denim US jerseys better than these ones. and also, is it just me who thinks for once the Italy jersey doesn’t look like a fake replica for once?

  44. ridjobrki says:

    Nobody knows for sure how Bosnian kit will exactly look like, but it definitely will not be manufactured by LEGEA. B&H FA signed the contract with Adidas who will be official kit supplier of B&H national football teams as of June 2014.

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    Really don’t like the new USA one.

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