By Chris Wright
“Call now!”
In which famed entrepreneur Brian Butterfield (who we can’t help but notice bears a striking resemblance to comedian Peter Serafinowicz) stars in a televisual infomercial advert production for his “Premier Football Back-Room Staff Collectable Card Collection™” – just one of many stellar products in the Butterfield Industries catalogue.
The collectable card collection is specially designed by Butterfield himself to celebrate the game’s true unsung heroes – whether it be your club’s lawyer responsible for finalising paperwork, the accounts tabulator or even their fluorescent safety guards…
Now if we may, Pies would just like to take a moment to introduce you to a few more Butterfield Industries staples, starting with Brian’s foolproof personalised diet plan…
Karaoke bar…
Detective agency…
What a phenomenally inspiring man.