By Chris Wright
In which, in order to shill his new signature CR7 footwear collection, Cristiano Ronaldo dances for you.
He’ll be your private dancer
A dancer for money
He’ll do what you want him to do.
He’ll be your private dancer
A dancer for money
Any old music will do…
Mmmm.
So erotic, though we can’t help but wonder what Nike make of him launching his own footwear line?