Cristiano Ronaldo Dances Arounds Like A Plum In Advert For New CR7 Footwear Line (Video)

Chris Wright

6th, March 2015

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By Chris Wright

In which, in order to shill his new signature CR7 footwear collection, Cristiano Ronaldo dances for you.

He’ll be your private dancer
A dancer for money
He’ll do what you want him to do.

He’ll be your private dancer
A dancer for money
Any old music will do…

Mmmm.

So erotic, though we can’t help but wonder what Nike make of him launching his own footwear line?