Wherein Pies doff our caps and pay ‘umble accolade to those players who locked in their look early and stuck with it through thick and indeed, thin.
Are you sitting comfy bold two-square on your botty? Then we shall begin…
1. Xavi Hernandez
Wet and spiky. Like a sea anemone…
2. Javier Zanetti
863 career games; one haircut. The parting hasn’t even changed sides…
3. Steven Gerrard
Just about as generic as it gets from Stevie la…
4. Michael Owen
As boring as his knitwear…
5. Iker Casillas
Like a moody Thunderbird puppet…
6. Robin van Persie
The silver flecks are a relatively recent addition, but RVP maintains his archetypal style with pride…
7. Nigel Pearson
Stunning commitment to looking like a 45-year-old Territorial Army drill sergeant his entire life…
8. Gerry Francis
The satin-finish deluxe semi-mullet has served our Gerry well over the last 60-odd years…
9. Scott Parker
A good old fashioned English short-back-and-sides you can set your watch by…
10. Steve McManaman
The tousled Scouser, forever doomed to looking like he should be playing rhythm guitar in Cast…
Any other one-haircut wonders you’d like to see receive their dues, Pies fan?