By Chris Wright
Frankly, we couldn’t have cared less, but as you no doubt heard yesterday, amid a thrilling last day in the Championship, the Duchess of Cambridge squeezed out another Royal child born into a life of unfathomable wealth and privilege.
Yay for them.
Anyway, keen to muscle in on the social whir, PSG have formally extended an invite to the new Royal princess to forgo any of her “local” London sides (doesn’t Sandringham have a team?) and pledge her allegiance to them as and when – even presenting the newest Windsor with her very own PSG mini kit and dummy…
Welcome your highness, instead of the London teams, pick the one that will rule your era #RoyalBaby pic.twitter.com/Mb4RyLgbPh
— PSG Officiel (@PSG_inside) May 2, 2015
How dare they? Treason! Off with their heads, etc, etc.