By Chris Wright
All greased up and ready to roll
Saints be praised, Cristiano Ronaldo has bestowed the world with another one of his bizarre Japanese fitness adverts.
Following in the wake of his utterly ridiculous “facial fitness” cheek-toning device, Cristiano is now shilling the MTG Sixpad – an electronic mat designed to miraculously give you the perfect Ronaldo-like midriff without any of the rigorous athletic training and/or strict conditioning work.
The advert, as you may have guessed, is a work of art…
Here’s Ronaldo just having an informal, behind-the-scenes natter about the Sixpad, desperately trying to sound like he cares…
Something tells us that new Asian image rights deal can’t kick in quick enough.