Spoilsports Direct: Newcastle To Issue Players With Club Suits To Put An End To Pre-Match Tuxedo Nonsense

Chris Wright

4th, October 2015

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Newcastle United are to issue all of their first-team players with club-appointed suits to wear before matches in an effort to stamp out the current fad of turning up to games in tuxedos.

Summer signing Chancel Mbemba started the trend by turning up in a tux for Newcastle’s Premier League opener against Southampton at St. James’ Park in August. Fellow new recruit Florian Thauvin then followed suit (ahem) by donning a dinner jacket for the next two home games.

However, the players’ dashing pre-match attire attracted criticism from some quarters, with Newcastle legend Alan Shearer publicly criticising the pair for not taking matches seriously.

Assistant coach Paul Simpson also raised the issue earlier this season:

I think over the time we probably will try to introduce a club suit so that we have a – it sounds the wrong word to use – but so that we have a club “uniform” so that everyone turns up looking the business.

I always think it looks good when the whole team turn up and they look smart and I think it’s a statement of intent, that’s the way we look at it.

According to the Chronicle, Mike Ashley is now set to provide the Newcastle players with club suits provided by his luxury Cruise clothing label to put an end to the tuxedo tomfoolery once and for all.

The big bloody killjoy.

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  1. Jarren says:

    Wearing a tux when your team is top of the table: You look smarmy (but you’re entitled to gloat).

    Wearing a tux when your team is rooted to the bottom of the table without a win all season: You look smarmy (and you have f*ck all reason to gloat).

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