On This Day In 2009: Adidas Prepare To Ruin A World Cup With The Worst Football Of All Time – The Jabulani

Martin Cloake

4th, December 2015

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Football is a simple game, but those involved with running it really do their best to make it complicated. Take the case of the introduction of the special, official, all-new match ball for the 2010 World Cup.

Named after the Zulu word for ‘celebrate’, the Jabulani was, we were told, made from eight spherically moulded panels and had a textured surface designed to improve its aerodynamics. Exactly the kind of thing required for your average park kick-around.

The result of all this (over)engineering was a ball that flew unpredictably through the air.

Indeed, NASA tests later revealed that the ball’s seams created an asymmetric air flow close to its surface when the ball travelled at high speeds – typically after free kicks – causing unpredictable swerves and swoops.

It was all over the shop…

Strangely enough, goalkeepers weren’t happy. Brazil’s Julio Cesar called it “a supermarket ball”, Serbia’s Vladimir Stojkovic called it a “catastrophe”, Gigi Buffon said it was “absolutely inadequate” and Iker Casillas derided it as “useless”.

US striker Clint Dempsey was a little more favourable, saying “you’ve just got to pay a little bit more, you know, attention when you pass the ball”.

Other players, though, could find nothing wrong with it at all. Kaka said it was “just great”, Michael Ballack described it as “fantastic”, Frank Lampard gushed that it was “very strong” and Alvaro Arbeloa pointed out that “it’s round”.

The fact that they were all sponsored by Adidas at the time was surely nothing more than coincidence.

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  1. SA says:

    Combine that useless ball with the vuvuzela, and u had the worst world cup ever . Watched footy played with a balloon with sound turned off .

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