As if to mirror the runner-up mentality imbued at the club, Arsenal midfielder Aaron Ramsey has gone and died his hair so-so silver for the start of the new season.
Looking suspiciously boyband-ish, the Welshman debuted his elaborate new fade cut on Twitter last night by posting a photo of his daring new barnet along with the caption “Silver lining”…

Photo: @aaronramsey/Twitter
Something something Arsenal something something half as much effort into chasing titles as they something something put into trimming their hair every fart’s end something something.