Up until today, we merely took for granted that nobody out there in the great wide yonder had, or had even thought about having a tattoo of Keith Curle.
Alas, it turns out that we are but conceited fools.
Indeed, to celebrate “the main man” turning 53 on November 14th, Carlisle fan Aidan delivered the perfect tribute – an indellible portrait of the reigning League Two Manager of the Month about his bodily person…
Happy Birthday to the main man! Sorry it’s late :( @officialcufc pic.twitter.com/lDGVRn0fZw
— Aidan (@puremint91) November 15, 2016
For the record, the accompanying script is a reference to the Peter Andre-inspired chant that Carlisle fans sing in praise of Curle’s tactical mastery.
We don’t know whether to laugh, cry, or simply laugh-cry until there’s no moisture left inside.