With the geese sufficiently corpulent and the big day crowning on the horizon, Pies are once again here to help with our annual Christmas Football Gift Guide.
Let’s be honest, you’ve probably left it a bit late to start your Christmas shopping at this point.
Fear not, it simply means that you’re going to have to pull out the big guns – like the official Malmo bow-tie…
Available in ready-knotted or manual-knot format, this stylish Swedish accessory is made from silk rendered in “motivational” tartan that allows the wearer to look “extra nice.”
It’ll only set you back 349 krone (around £30, though payment plans are available) from Malmo’s online webstore.
We can tell you’re tempted. Do it.
Pies’ 2016 Christmas Football Gift Guide…
No.1: Yeovil Town Cigarette Lighter
No.2: Hartlepool United Temporary Sailor Tattoos
No.3: FC Zurich Replacement Sink Plug
No.4: Fiorentina Paperclips
No.5: LA Galaxy ‘Stretcher Cart’ Building Block Set
No.6: Feyenoord Post-It Notes
No.7: Borussia Monchengladbach Bucket
No.8: Montpellier Board Game
No.9: Arsenal Tic Tac-Style Mints
No.10: Aberdeen Bag For Life
No.11: AC Milan Bingo Set
No.12: Huddersfield Town E-Cigarette
No.13: Cameron Jerome Mug Coasters (Set Of 4)
This way for more Christmas gift ideas from Pies’ groaning archives.