With the geese sufficiently corpulent and the big day crowning on the horizon, Pies are once again here to help with our annual Christmas Football Gift Guide.
As if to serve as the very nadir of the worthless tat your football clubs are willing to sell you, here’s the official branded Sheffield United SIM card.
Available from just £5 per month, the rolling SIM gives you 100 minutes, 100 texts and 100MB of data, with 15% of your line rental going directly to the club.
Unfortunately, due to unprecedented levels of demand, the Blades SIM is currently sold out – though it might be worth pre-ordering now in time for next Christmas.
Pies’ 2016 Christmas Football Gift Guide…
No.1: Yeovil Town Cigarette Lighter
No.2: Hartlepool United Temporary Sailor Tattoos
No.3: FC Zurich Replacement Sink Plug
No.4: Fiorentina Paperclips
No.5: LA Galaxy ‘Stretcher Cart’ Building Block Set
No.6: Feyenoord Post-It Notes
No.7: Borussia Monchengladbach Bucket
No.8: Montpellier Board Game
No.9: Arsenal Tic Tac-Style Mints
No.10: Aberdeen Bag For Life
No.11: AC Milan Bingo Set
No.12: Huddersfield Town E-Cigarette
No.13: Cameron Jerome Mug Coasters (Set Of 4)
No.14: Malmo FF Tartan Bow-Tie
This way for more Christmas gift ideas from Pies’ groaning archives.