Thanks to the Africa Cup of Nations, it’s taken Swansea a good week to get around to unveiling Jordan Ayew after sealing his signature on deadline day.
Indeed, Swansea nabbed the 25-year-old Ghana international from Aston Villa in a swapsy deal that saw defender Neil Taylor (as well as £5million in cold, hard cash) go the other way.
— Swansea City AFC (@SwansOfficial) February 9, 2017
However, in a sickening display of wanton disregard, the Swans have simply foisted Taylor’s freshly vacated squad number on their new forward…
Good grief! That’s a crime against nature. The No.3 shirt is for your first-choice left-back – anything else is simply unacceptable.
What’s next, we ask you? Central midfielders wearing the No.1 shirt?
Not in our lifetime…