With his heart chock full of love, KV Mechelen defender Uros Vitas decided the only suitable way to cherish his wife Andrijana would be to have her face indelibly needled onto his midriff forevermore.
As such, the 24-year-old Serbian centre-half schlepped down to his local parlour and had them tattoo Andrijana’s bright orange visage about his person.
This is the very face in question…
And this is the nightmare fuel that Vitas ended up with…
Congratulations, Uros. You’re torso now looks like a rejected Roxy Music album sleeve.