There is a common hypothesis that professional footballers, particularly at the upper end of the spectrum, have too much disposable income and a surplus of free time in which to fritter it away frivolously.
To that end, Borussia Dortmund striker Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang has been showing off his new luminescent haircut on Instagram…
Presumably one star for every £100 that naff nonsense cost him, though we’re working on a theory that it might be a subtle tribute to these guys….
A fool and his money, etc, etc.