This Christmas, why not treat the Benfica ultra in your life to a tin of sardines he or she will really cherish…
Photo: SL Benfica
Available for just €3.60 (or the even more reasonable rate of €3.24 if you happen to be a club member), these slippery little slivers of joy positively radiate with Yuletide felicitations.
And to complete the fishy stocking fillers, how about a supplementary tin of Aguias tuna…
Photo: SL Benfica
In fact, you could actually piece together an entire Benfica-themed picnic hamper, with the Portuguese giants also offering an impressive spread of own-brand jams, honey, popcorn and chocolate cats.
Yes. Chocolate cats.
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