Kit Parade: Newcastle United third kit (now available with stilts)


30th, August 2007

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Newcastle’s new third kit (we will skip over the issue of why a club that barely gets any wear out of its away kit would want a third kit!) is perfect for the shorter gentleman. As you can see from this photoshoot, the Argentina-esque strip can elongate even the teeny-tiniest of footballers. Little Michael Owen, 5ft 7in and a fag end tall, only had to pull on the magic kit – launched yesterday – and he was suddenly the same height as 6ft 2in duo Shola Ameobi and Steven Taylor. Expect to see a giant Emre bossing the Magpies midfield soon! Click here to buy it.

Posted in Kits & fashion, Newcastle Utd

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  1. Dom says:

    Are you Man City in disguise?