Newcastle’s new third kit (we will skip over the issue of why a club that barely gets any wear out of its away kit would want a third kit!) is perfect for the shorter gentleman. As you can see from this photoshoot, the Argentina-esque strip can elongate even the teeny-tiniest of footballers. Little Michael Owen, 5ft 7in and a fag end tall, only had to pull on the magic kit – launched yesterday – and he was suddenly the same height as 6ft 2in duo Shola Ameobi and Steven Taylor. Expect to see a giant Emre bossing the Magpies midfield soon! Click here to buy it.
