By Chris Wright
Time for a little game.
Spotted waggling around jubilantly amidst the crowd during Valencia’s 3-0 win over Rayo Vallecano on Saturday evening, see if you can/dare hazard a guess at the prop this old lady decided to bring with her to the Mestalla…
If you said “a large dildo”, then well done; good eye…
Help yourself to a complimentary lollipop from the basket.
W in T actual F’ing F?