By Chris Wright
Seeking to offer a meat-based sacrifice to the Almighty Zlatan to avoid him ransacking their city and pillaging their livestock, a Parisian restaurant have added a 600-gramme ‘Zlatan Ibrahimovic’ burger to their menu which is, in their own words, “so big even Chuck Norris couldn’t fit it in his mouth.”
The McZlatan will set you back a hearty €30 (roughly £25) which is almost certainly not value for money, but if you order and eat one while wearing a Zlatan sweater then we’re fairly sure the proprietors are legally obliged to refund your money and fan you with palm fronds for the entirety of your meal before hoisting you aloft and escorting you from the premises in a giant golden sedan throne.
(Image via @ProZlatan)