The Top 10 Sexiest Footballers In The World

Ollie Irish

9th, February 2010

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By Vanessa from Kickette.com

Rather than get a bunch of sweaty men to assemble a random bunch of man crushes, Pies asked Vanessa, the editor of Kickette (the online authority on hot footballers), to compile her Top 10 Sexiest Footballers In The World. Take it away, Vanessa…

“Being asked to pick a list of the 10 hottest footballers is a real challenge. There are so many factors at play – their thunder-thigh to bank statement ratio always trips us up, for example. So rather than use our usual lengthy algorithms that take pitch prowess, chin dimples and astrology into consideration, we’ve gone old school and simply selected ten players that we think truly make the best game in the world the most beautiful…”

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6. Yoann Gourcuff (Bordeaux) - "Lashes" Gourcuff (as he's known in our quarters) is a GQ Mofo that has the modesty to merely sit front row at Milan fashion week when everyone knows he could (and should) be modeling on the catwalk. Yoann also has a highly regarded belief system that wearing clothes on the pitch is not mandatory. We quite fancy the French accent.