By Chris Wright
As part of what is a surprisingly comprehensive range of official Atletico Madrid underwear come these fine matching pair of his (on the left) and hers (right) G-strings – for, as everybody knows: the couple that thongs together, stays together…
Just €9 each, in case you were wondering.
More in Pies’ 2013 Christmas Gift Guide…
#1: Official Zlatan Ibrahimovic Plush Doll
#2: Neil Lennon 2014 Calendar
#3: Bayern Munich BBQ Spice Marinade
#4: Official Marek Hamsik Perfume
#5: Brendan Rodgers Mask