By Chris Wright
Available from the official CSKA Moscow webshop for an entirely reasonable 1490 rubles – which, if our (i.e, Google’s) conversion rates are to be trusted, is roughly £28!
Because CSKA are nicknamed ‘The Horses’, that’s why!
More in Pies’ 2013 Football Christmas Gift Guide…
#1: Official Zlatan Ibrahimovic Plush Doll
#2: Neil Lennon 2014 Calendar
#3: Bayern Munich BBQ Spice Marinade
#4: Official Marek Hamsik Eau De Toilette
#5: Official Liverpool Brendan Rodgers Mask
#6: Atletico Madrid ‘His & Hers’ G-Strings
#7: Newcastle United Hand-Warmer Gel Sachet
#8: Fulham Plasters
#9: Leeds United Swimming Bands
#10: Werder Bremen Potato Chips