Pies’ 2013 Christmas Football Gift Guide, No.12 – Official Benfica Condoms

Chris Wright

18th, December 2013

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By Chris Wright

Available from Benfica’s official online store in an array of club-themed designs and all for just €2 a pop, quite literally…


Yes, it’s a bit clichéd as far as gifts go, but why not treat the family to prophylactics this Christmas?

More in Pies’ 2013 Football Christmas Gift Guide…

#1: Official Zlatan Ibrahimovic Plush Doll
#2: Neil Lennon 2014 Calendar

#3: Bayern Munich BBQ Spice Marinade
#4: Official Marek Hamsik Eau De Toilette
#5: Official Liverpool Brendan Rodgers Mask

#6: Atletico Madrid ‘His & Hers’ G-Strings
#7: Newcastle United Hand-Warmer Gel Sachet

#8: Fulham Plasters
#9: Leeds United Swimming Bands

#10: Werder Bremen Potato Chips
#11: CSKA Moscow Rubber Horse Mask

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  1. arkham132 says:

    I’m really getting a pack of those…
    And for my girl, some Atletico g-strings, and a couple of those Rodgers masks, because… You know… *wink*

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