Pies’ World Cup Dreamy Man-Crush XI

Chris Wright

24th, June 2014

13 Comments

By Chris Wright

As noted social commentator Jermaine Clement once posed: “Why can’t a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?”

With that in mind, click on the right-hand side to scroll…

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Dreamboats, the lot of ’em!

(Photos: PA)

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13 Comments

  1. Jimjam says:

    Could I nominate the dapper Niko Kovac as the coach of this swashbuckling group?

    • Chris says:

      @Jimjam: Of course you may! Kovac has that “staring stoically into middle distance” catalogue model look down to an art.

  2. js94 says:

    Marchisio?

  3. Joe says:

    Neymar? He usually sports a rotting bird’s nest on his head!

  4. Nuno says:

    Agree with Joe, Neymar doesn’t belong there, he’s a posterboy because he’s a Brazilian who plays well and is better looking than Ronaldinho… (the last truly good Brazilian player)
    Pretty boy for teenage magazines – Maybe; man-crush – Hell no!
    Throw in some Piqué, Samaras or Ciro Immobile in that lot instead

  5. David says:

    Hugo Lloris … Keeper of our hearts.

  6. Jeff says:

    Cabaye the dreamboat?

  7. Joe says:

    I always though that Honda looks like the asian version of Alan Smith(leeds), especially with the blond hair.

  8. Jarren says:

    For the love of god make a top 11 hot female World Cup fans article before I’m turned.

    Come on, you know it makes sense. Every game there’s at least 3 hot women shown.

    I blame Baltter, but for once I forgive him.

  9. Jarren says:

    *hello typo

  10. A bomb says:

    Chris, I would have just posted Pirlo’s face 11 times each with a different gif of his impeccable technique. Diego might be on my one man bench, have to admit he’s the most handsome soccer player around.

  11. dnpma says:

    over the last couple of matches i often found myself marvelling at the sheer DEPTH of one vedran corluka’s eyes. shame croatia are out, really.

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