By Chris Wright
Yours for just two-and-a-half Euros (that’s a mere £1.97) via VfL Wolfsburg’s online webstore, you could soon be pepping up your bratwurst with a splooge of official club ketchup – ketchup we’re assured is “tasty and perfect for the barbecue”.
It’s also both gluten- and lactose-free, with no artificial preservatives.
Mmm mmmm…
For those of you wanting a little more zing from your football club’s own-brand condiments, never fear, because Wolfsburg also stock this particularly grim looking curry ketchup too…
Looks suspiciously like bleach to us.
Also featured in Pies’ 2014 Christmas Football Gift Guide…
#1: Dion Dublin’s New Xmas Album – “Christmas Presents”
#2: Tino Asprilla Own-Brand Condoms
#3: Official Sunderland USB Travel Adaptor
#4: Tottenham Vodka
This way for more Christmas gift ideas from Pies’ groaning archives.