By Chris Wright
When it comes to Christmas, what do you get the Portuguese football fan who has everything?
Available in a wide range of two colours, the Sporting swimming cap (and an almost entirely water-tight scalp) could be yours for the low, low price of just €5.99…
*goggles and polystyrene head not included.
Also featured in Pies’ 2014 Christmas Football Gift Guide…
#1: Dion Dublin’s New Xmas Album – “Christmas Presents”
#2: Tino Asprilla Own-Brand Condoms
#3: Official Sunderland USB Travel Adaptor
#4: Tottenham Vodka
#5: Official Wolfsburg Tomato Ketchup
#6: Fenerbahce Hairdryer
#7: Newcastle United Toilet Mat
This way for more Christmas gift ideas from yesteryear.