By Chris Wright
Like sea shanties, shadow puppetry, anthropomorphic taxidermy and mushroom foraging, some things just never go out of fashion.
To that end, why not give your loved ones the gift of snuff this Christmas – but not just any old snuff, oh no – official Bayern Munich-brand snuff.
Available for an entirely reasonable £1.80 a pop from the club’s online store.
And after you’ve finished prodding your Bayern snuff up your hooter, how about washing it down with a nice, refreshing can of official FCB energy drink?
Also featured in Pies’ 2014 Christmas Football Gift Guide…
#1: Dion Dublin’s New Xmas Album – “Christmas Presents”
#2: Tino Asprilla Own-Brand Condoms
#3: Official Sunderland USB Travel Adaptor
#4: Tottenham Vodka
#5: Official Wolfsburg Tomato Ketchup
#6: Fenerbahce Hairdryer
#7: Newcastle United Toilet Mat
#8: Sporting Lisbon Swimming Cap
#9: Huddersfield Town Tea Bags (Box Of 80)
#10: Werder Bremen Nesting Box
#11: Norwich City Tambourine
#12: Liverpool’s Iconic ‘This Is Coffee’ Coffee Tin
#13: Real Madrid Etch-a-Sketch
#14: Birmingham City Play-Dough Fun Box
#15: FC Dnipro Bucket & Spade
#16: Coventry City Windscreen Washer Fluid
#17: MK Dons Curtain Tie-Backs
This way for more Christmas gift ideas from yesteryear.