Pies is not sure whether one of its wealthier readers has a spare stadium knocking around, but if anyone has (and a few million for wages to spare) we can put together our Pies Free Transfer XI. It’s enough to bring a tear to the eye of Jean Marc Bosman!
GK Jerzy Dudek
RB Hatem Trabelsi
LB Olivier Bernard
CB Talal El Karkouri
CB Michael Ball
MR David Thompson
MC Claus Jensen
MC Lee Hendrie
ML Boudewijn Zenden
ST Nwankwo Kanu
ST Robbie Fowler
[List of available players compiled by Guardian]