On the eleventh day of Christmas, Pies sends to you 11 Gazzas piping…
…10 frauds a-leaping…
…nine Tevez’s dancing…
…eight Grobbelaar’s a-milking…
…seven Svens a-swimming…
…six geezers playing…
…five old wings…
…four ‘balling birds…
… three French hens…
…two Wagner Loves…
…and Richie Partridge in a pear tree.
