Pies compiles a team of players who are Shit Lookalikes of the FA Cup.
1 Richard Wright
That is one way for a keeper to make sure he can reach the top corner.
2 Stephen Wright
There must be something in the name.
3 Abel Xavier
In the team partly because he has fairly big ears, and partly for his resemblance to Big Ears from Noddy.
4 Carlton Palmer
The former England international has a six feet first touch and a six feet wingspan to match.
5 Lawrie Sanchez
Mr Spock makes the grade.
6 David Hopkin
Poor David Hopkin never stood a chance at school, did he? I bet he picked his nose too.
7 Emmanuel Petit
Suddenly the flowing locks make sense. Has he had these beauties pinned since this photo was taken?
8 Robert Prosinecki
If your ears are a bit on the prominent side, why not pierce them to attract more attention?
9 Ray Charnley
An England one-cap wonder. A typical centre-forward, but (as you can see) also decent on both wings!
10 Gary Lineker
The shrewdest big ears. His lugs have made him millions.
11 Francis Jeffers
The star of the team. Sometimes takes off if he runs too fast.