2. Orlando Engelaar (Holland)
He is huge. In the Holland-Italy match he looked like a 15-year-old ringer in an under 11s match.
3. Jan Koller (Czech Republic)
Over two metres tall and weighing in at 103kg, Koller is a beast. Aside from anything else, you probably wouldn’t fit down the dark alley at the same time as him.
4. Mladen Petric (Croatia)
Looks like if he wasn’t participating in Euro 2008, he might be leafleting for the BNP.
5. Traianos Dellas (Greece)
Looks like a crazed bouncer who has gone on a rampage and shot five people.
6. Johan Wiland
I think the picture says it all really. Has someone been nibbling on his ear?
Any other players give you the heebie-jeebies?
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