There’s never a bad time to celebrate the most terrifying/amusing hairstyle in football history. Sit back, relax and enjoy our gallery of long-at-the-back horror hair…
Frank Worthington
Hello ladies.
Charlie Nicholas
Words fail me.
Paul Mariner
Sweet Jesus.
Gerry Francis
Twat sandwich.
Mark Hateley
That tracksuit top is awesomeness squared.
Rudi Voller
1990s, time for the guru.
Olaf Thon
100% pure mullet. The Germans just know. (Best worn with a look of smug superiority.)
Chris Waddle
A man at peace with his mullet.
Barry Venison
A man perched on a park bench, looking like a dick? Check.
Fernando Torres
Nando rocks the classic Euro mullet. It’s smaller than its British counterpart, but it still makes you look like a tosser.