Football GIF: Andy Carroll’s Shameful Open Goal Dive vs Newcastle

Chris Wright

2nd, April 2012


By Chris Wright

Andy Carroll’s shameful, ridiculous, nonsensical dive while clean through against Newcastle yesterday; like a cantering pit pony getting it’s hind leg caught in a cattle grid…

The ‘keeper sprawled in his wake, an otherwise unguarded goal yawning afore him and Carroll – rather than run the risk of getting his shot away – decided to go fishing for a penalty instead.

Five goals in 14 months suggests he’s a fairly sensible boy.