By Chris Wright
Here’s Liverpool’s new mascot people, a thing they’re calling ‘Mighty Red’…
“Hi guysth!”
“Sthuper awesthome!”
As with most mascots, it’s completely bloody terrifying!
It’s supposed to be a Liver Bird (note the sprig of broom in the corner of the beak), but what we’re seeing is a kind of cross between a pterodactyl and a gormless lobster but with a contemporary nod to Luis Suarez’s orthodontic situation.
Nice touch.
This way for more Crap Mascots on Pies…