Top 12 Hilariously Biased Reactions To Suarez Bite From ‘Red And White Kop’ Liverpool Fan Forum

Chris Wright

25th, June 2014

18 Comments

By Chris Wright

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As collated by the ever-brilliant @RAWK_Meltdown Twitter account, which keeps tabs and reposts some of the more ridiculous things uttered by the over-sensitive Liverpool fans over on the ‘Red And White Kop‘ fan forum, here are our favourite bafflingly biased, ridiculously defensive and hilariously one-eyed reactions to Luis Suarez biting a fellow human being…

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While we can only hope that not all of them are 100% serious, you’ve got to admire the mental gymnastics on display.

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18 Comments

  1. bestie says:

    Dumbest f..k ever, even by scouser standards. How does somebody so thick even get to own a computer? Dole money?

  2. Mr. Chopper says:

    You know quite a few of these are taking the piss, right?

  3. bestie says:

    Maybe so, but if one of them is serious, it’s one too many.

  4. Tempest says:

    The dive afterwards! That 2 seconds of footage perfectly sums up the man, its all that is needed if anyone even half defends him, just to play the glorious moment where you can see him slowly, slooowly realising he’s been a twat (again) and coming to the conclusion that he and many other players come to. . . . QUICKLY, CHEAT MORE!

  5. EDub says:

    Most seem to be taking the piss …

    But it was certainly a different story after Bitegate 2.0.

  6. Bryan says:

    I’d rather be bitten on the shoulder than elbowed in the face, too. That being said…there’s something wrong with that man.

  7. bert says:

    Gee whizz what a surprise, let’s defend Suarez because he’s the victim (again). I’m surprised The Sun or Yorkshire police haven’t been blamed for instigating Suarez yet

  8. Moxey says:

    “Fuck off Adrian Chiles. Just fuck off”. Well, he got that one spot on.

  9. UEFA Respect says:

    “I don’t care if he eats new born babies for breakfast if he helps us win the league tbh..

    I’ve seen far worse from people who are now pundits calling for him to be banned for ever..”

    From thisisanfield forum…

  10. Rob says:

    Bert,
    Classy to bring up Hillsborough.

  11. js94 says:

    @Bert

    Is they’re any need whatsoever to be such a prick

  12. MGJ says:

    It’s ok, he should be let off as he remembered the 96.

  13. Luis Suarez says:

    I hope we play Germany later on in the tournament, provided i don’t get a ban. I’m getting cravings for a shoulder of Lahm

  14. Tellitasitis says:

    Did he bite him??? Geez, all this time I thought he had just discovered where Chiellini hid his gametime lollies.

  15. Ivan matthews says:

    That’s what happen if u play the game with passion.

  16. Joe says:

    I love how every Man United fan is gleefully taking the high ground on this. They never once had any reservations of having scumbags like Roy “Take that you f****n c***t” Keane or Eric “Kung-Fu” Cantona in their colours, but now they’ve suddenly found their moral compass. Splendid work.

  17. Mr G says:

    @ Joe – im a united fan and I agree that cantona shouldn’t have done what he done but Suarez, racial abuse and biting 3 times is much more excessive (in todays world) so stop slyly defending him. He’s a c*** . And them comments he made before the world cup sayin look at me now I dont bite and score loads of goals…..then this happens, classic ! Now he looks like a giant penis with teeth.

  18. Davros says:

    More genius from the sick fans of ‘Class & Dignity FC’.

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