‘Pwomise I’ll Never Bite Anyone Again’ – Luis Suarez Apologises To Giorgio Chiellini And The Entire Football Family…

Chris Wright

30th, June 2014


By Chris Wright

Luis Suarez has just issued a public apology to Giorgio Chiellini for biting him, just like Adidas/Real Madrid/both asked him to…

Fun times.

Posted in Liverpool, World Cup

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  1. Fnarf says:

    He just “suffered a bite”. Leaves open the possibility that someone else bit him, doesn’t it? A steward? Ball kid? Six-foot mosquito? Ghost? Maybe he bit himself!

    Adidas have to run away. I’ve got friends who don’t know a football from a falafel who know all about Luis Suarez’s biting habits now.

  2. EDub says:

    Respect if he really made this statement … but how can we believe it?

    “After this, the THIRD time, it REALLY won’t happen again. Promise!!!”

    • Bigrat says:

      Did he say he wouldnt do it again the first two times. If he didnt say so, then i believe he wont do it again. Cos he didnt pwomise nothing the other times…

  3. stoffel says:

    All those Liverpool fans and Uraguauiauiaiuians who said he didn’t do anything wrong AND THEN HE APOLOGISES.

  4. Jarren says:

    Hello Barcelona.

    Well, Brendan, you should get a sweet penny for Luis.

    What you gonna spend it on?

    Tempt Arsenal with an offer for Joel Campbell? Bryan Ruiz could be cheap.

    Lambert is a safe bet too, but that’ll take some tactical tinkering I imagine.

    Liverpool -Suarez is a fascinating prospect for 14/15.

  5. Patrick says:

    Nothing says “I’m sorry” quite like bullet points.

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