Painfully Goal-Shy Irish First Division Club Cabinteely FC Take Opportunity To Troll Mario Balotelli

Chris Wright

9th, June 2015

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By Chris Wright

It never rains…

They may be struggling at the moment, but Irish League side Cabinteely FC have gone on record as stating they’re still not interested in acquiring the services of a certain goal-shy Liverpool striker quite yet.

Cabinteely are currently sitting rock bottom of the Irish First Division table having managed to score just 9 goals in their first 13 games (to put that in context, second-placed side University College Dublin FC have already scored 27 goals).

However, despite Cabinteely’s attacking ranks having managed a paltry 6 goals between them in almost 3,400 cumulative minutes on the pitch, they are still able to find solace in the fact that they are all comfortably out-performing one Mario Balotelli…

Any excuse to have a dig, eh?!

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  1. What4 says:

    Brilliant.

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