By Chris Wright
He was leading the EA Sports fan vote by a country mile last time we checked in and now the polls are closed and it’s official: Jordan Henderson will be starring alongside Lionel Messi on the UK cover of FIFA 16.
This, added to his appointment as Liverpool’s new club captain marks an historic day for mediocre midfielders the world over. A new light shines in the darkness.
Just look at the state of this thing…
Yep, that’s the very mock-up EA Sports are mailing out to all and sundry this afternoon.
If you’ll just excuse Pies for a moment, we’ll just be busy quietly shunning humanity for the rest of time.