Gird yourselves for this one Pies fans, as it truly is a Horror Hair offering for the ages.
This man is Bastien Héry, otherwise known as the bloke whose fluffed penalty against Liverpool sent Carlisle toppling out of the Capital One Cup last night…
Appalling. Just…appalling.
We’d like to thank Talking Baws for pointing out that Héry appears to have asked his barber to sort him out with ‘the Nando’s chicken’ look…
And to think, he’s probably paid a lot of money for that.
The man’s a clown.