Man Joins Tinder Dating App And Communicates Using Nothing But Mario Balotelli Quotes

Chris Wright

2nd, November 2015



For reasons unbeknownst, football scribe Dov Rawson recently created himself a Tinder profile and proceeded to see how far he could get by solely communicating using Mario Balotelli quotes.

Armed with nothing but an archive of Balotelli’s past Twitter ramblings, Rawson actually made an impressive amount of headway after finding himself matched up with a young temptress by the name of Jen…



Sadly, as Rawson later explained to i100, he didn’t follow through and meet his rendezvous at the Guilty by Association nightclub in Manchester, nor did he pursue his conversation with Jen any further on account of the fact that he’s about to go travelling for a few months.

Anyway, if our hero was serious about meeting a lady friend, he should have used quotes from football’s very own silver-tongued Casanova instead…


(Via Independent)

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  1. PetrovskyKSC says:

    Wayne Rooney has the potential to become the no. 1 PUA in football. He could win tinder in seconds pleasing the girls with his thoughtful little messages. Even I couldn’t resist his seductive techniques if he texted me.

  2. Straight Dave says:


    Yep, and the fact he earns £300k per week would probably help, too.

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