For reasons unbeknownst, football scribe Dov Rawson recently created himself a Tinder profile and proceeded to see how far he could get by solely communicating using Mario Balotelli quotes.
Armed with nothing but an archive of Balotelli’s past Twitter ramblings, Rawson actually made an impressive amount of headway after finding himself matched up with a young temptress by the name of Jen…
Sadly, as Rawson later explained to i100, he didn’t follow through and meet his rendezvous at the Guilty by Association nightclub in Manchester, nor did he pursue his conversation with Jen any further on account of the fact that he’s about to go travelling for a few months.
Anyway, if our hero was serious about meeting a lady friend, he should have used quotes from football’s very own silver-tongued Casanova instead…
(Via Independent)