Having made just three Premier League appearances for Liverpool since the turn of the year, Alberto Moreno has had plenty of time to indulge in his extra-curricular passions.
Basically, he’s been filling his skin with ridiculous tattoos of animals wearing human clothes – we’re talking a tiger in a bandana, a panda sporting a monocle and a bull terrier wearing boxing gloves…
Lest we forget that Moreno has previous in this regard – after all, we’re talking about a man who paid good money to have his right thigh emblazoned with a tattoo of a chimpanzee assassin kissing a pistol…
Disposable income has a lot to answer for.