Shit Lookalike: Xabi Alonso and Marky Mark Wahlberg Ollie Irish 27th, September 2007 3 Comments Pies regular Jess Malone has submitted the latest in our series of Shit Lookalikes. Do you think Marky Mark Wahlberg could adapt to life in Liverpool’s midfield as easily as he made the transition from fresh-faced popster to haggard Oscar winner?