In Another Life: John W Henry Is A Retired Women’s Tennis Professional

Ollie Irish

4th, November 2010


By Ollie Irish

In another life, John W Henry is a mid-ranking women’s tennis professional called Margaret. Margaret is now retired and lives in California, where she plays a lot of golf and walks her two labradors (Martina and Billie?) daily. Margaret eats no meat.

With a generous hat tip to the pioneering blog Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians

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